PENGUIN PARTY
January 20, 2000
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A man is driving down the highway and passes a state
motorcycle officer. The officer notices the man and
also sees that he has four penguins in the backseat
of the car. The officer chases down the car and pulls
the man over and after a short inspection of thee
vehicle says to the driver, "What are you doing with
four penguins in your car?" The man replies, "Just
taking them for a ride officer." Visibly upset, the
cop instructs the man to take the penguins to the
zoo. The next day the same man is driving down the same highway and is spotted by the same motorcycle cop. Again the cop gives chase and pulls the car over. Upon inspection, he sees the same four penguins in the backseat, only this time the penguins are wearing brightly colored swim trunks and sunglasses. The cop, really ticked off this time, says, "I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo yesterday!" The man smiles and replies, "I did! They liked that so much that today I decided to take them to the beach!"
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