~~~~~ Bunjeeee-Jumping ~~~~~
Two friends are bungee-jumping one day. The first friend says to the second, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico."
The second friend thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they'll need - tower, elastic cord, insurance, etc....
They travel to Mexico and begin to set up in the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. After they have everything ready, they decide to give the crowd a demonstration.
The first friend jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second friend notices that he has a few cuts and scratches.
The friend still on the tower misses catching his friend who falls, bounces, and comes back up a second time. This time, he is bruised and bleeding.
Again, his friend misses catching him. Once more he falls and bounces back up. This time, he comes back up in pretty bad condition - he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.
Finally, the injured man is caught and his friend asks him,"What happened? Was the cord too long?"
He replies, "No the cord was fine....but what the heck is a pinata?"
