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Polish Sausage??

A guy goes into the store and says to the clerk, I would like some Polish Sausage. The clerk looks at him and says "Are you Polish?" The guy says, "Well, yes I am. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German sausage, would you ask me if I was German??" Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican??? The clerk says "Well, no." The guys says "WELL.... then why do you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage????" The clerk says "Because this is a hardware store."