Political Correctness
May 2, 2000
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If Jesus were to do His same ministry on earth over again in 2000 He would
be wanted by: the FDA for turning water into wine without a license, the EPA for killing fig trees, the AMA for practising medicine without a license, the Dept. of Health for asking people to open graves, for raising the dead and for feeding 5000 people in the wilderness, the NEA for teaching without a certificate, OSHA for walking on water without a life-jacket and for flying without an airplane, the SPCA for driving hogs into the sea, the NATIONAL BOARD of PSYCHIATRISTS for giving advice on how to live a guilt-free life, the NOW for not choosing a woman apostle, the ABORTION RIGHTS LEAGUE for saying that whoever harms children, it is better that they had never been born, the INTER-FAITH MOVEMENT for condemning all other religions, and by the ZONING DEPT for building mansions without a permit
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