"The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me.
I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive.
I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there.
The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played.
I remember a bigger, older guy we called "Dad."
We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home.
I guess some things never leave you." - Jack Handey
A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him.
He asked his father, "How does this boat float?"
The father thought for a moment, then replied, "Don't rightly know, son."
The boy returned to his contemplation, then turned back to his father, "How do fish breathe underwater?"
Once again the father replied, "Don't rightly know, son."
A little later the boy asked his father, "Why is the sky blue?"
Again, the father replied. "Don't rightly know, son."
Worried he was going to annoy his father, he says, "Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?"
"Of course not, son. If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn anything!"
Blonde Interview
The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position
in his company. He wanted to find out something about her
personality so he asked,
"If you could have a conversation
with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"
The blonde
quickly responded, "The living one."
Blonde Hunting
A blonde went hunting with her boyfriend and his buddy. They agreed that while they went separate ways, anyone who got lost would shoot three times into the air to get someone to come.
The blonde got lost, naturally.
She shot three times into the air.
Nobody came.
She tried again.
Still nobody came.
She said to herself, "Wow, I hope somebody comes soon. I'm almost out of arrows!"
