Pre-Weekend Fun
October 19, 2001
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Blonde Exam The Blonde reported for her University final examination, which consisted of "yes/no" type questions. She took her seat in the examination hall, stared at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration took her purse out, removed a coin and started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within a half an hour, she was all done whereas the rest of the class was still sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she was seen desperately throwing the coin, mumbling and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approached her and asked what was going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour. But, I am rechecking my answers."
Estate Sale A gentleman goes to an estate sale and notices that one of the items for sale is a large parrot. He's always wanted a talking bird, so when it comes up for bid he offers $50. The bidding proceeds hot and heavy with someone always bidding ten dollars more than he until the parrot is finally sold to him for $1,500. When he goes to get the bird, he asks the auctioneer, "Can the bird talk?" The auctioneer replied, "Who do you think was bidding against you?"
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