How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path. What do fish say when they hit a concrete
wall?
Dam!
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the
ice too
long?
Polaroid's
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't
work?
A stick.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate clauses.
What do you call four bullfighters in
quicksand?
Quattro sinko.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
What do you get when you cross a snowman
with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and
twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What's the difference between roast beef
and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the heck out of the dog.
What kind of coffee was served on the
Titanic?
Sanka
What is the difference between a Harley
and a Hoover?
The location of the dirt bag.
Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall
down?
Because they wear their belt buckle on
their hat.
What's the difference between a bad golfer
and a
bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes, whack, darn. A bad
skydiver
goes darn, whack.
What do you call skydiving lawyers?
Skeet.
What goes clop, clop, clop, bang,bang,clop
clop clop?
An Amish drive-by shooting
How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee
divorcee
the same?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
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