If Husbands Re-Wrote the Rules
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Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. (Submitted by lawyer-husbands) Rule # 2 If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant it the other way. Rule # 3 It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those silly Cosmopolitan quizzes together. Rule # 4 You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both. Rule # 5 Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs. Rule # 6 Christopher Columbus needed no directions when travelling, and neither do we. Rule # 7 When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off-ramp, it is totally unnecessary for you to say, "This is our exit." Rule # 8 If we see you in distress and ask, "What's wrong?", do NOT answer by saying, "If you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you!" Submitted by Randy Walker
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