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Saturday Fun Knees
March 17, 2001

A Dogs Tale Sent in by Mary...thanks! A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass on the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became overgrown. One day the mechanic was working on a car in the backyard and dropped his wrench, losing it in the tall grass. He could not find it for the life of him, so he decided to call it a day. that night, Mace escaped from the house and ate all the grass in the backyard. The next morning the mechanic went outside and saw his wrench glinting in the sunlight. Realizing what had happened he looked toward the heavens and proclaimed. * * * (Are you ready?) * * * * * * (Are you Sure?) * * * * * * Ok, you asked for it. * * * * * * "A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound, that saved a wrench for me!" Ready for more? It's a Southern Thang Sent by Jenni....thanks! Q: Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32? A: It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools! Q: What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi? A: A documentary Q: Where was the toothbrush invented? A: Oklahoma. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush. A Mississippi State Trooper pulls over a pickup truck in I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "Bout what?" Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas burned down? A: Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas? A: I-40. Q: Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Texas state lottery? A: The winner gets $3 a year for the next million years. * Q: Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to West Virginia? A: Because everyone has the same DNA. Two guys from Missouri are walking down differents ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey, Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" "Jus' some chickens." "If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?" "Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them." "OK. Ummmmm.............five?"