Saturday Fun #8
January 27, 2001
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The Bank Robbery Tim and Bill were standing in a bank when a pair of robbers entered the lobby. Not only did the thieves clean out the tills, but they walked around with bags and ordered everyone to throw their valuables in. Just as the thieves got to the pair, Tim turned to Bill and, passing him a bill, said, "By the way, Bill, here's that twenty bucks I owe you."
SEEING EYE DOG A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down. The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket which he offers to the dog. A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!" The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out where his head is, so I can kick his butt."
Top 10 - Planned Layoff Top Signs Your Company is Planning a Layoff 1. CEO frequently overheard mumbling, "Eeny-Meeny-Miney-Moe." 2. Dr. Kevorkian hired as "Transition Consultant." 3. Windows 98 shutdown screen reads, "It's Now Safe to Start Looking for Work." 4. Company softball team down-sized to chess team. 5. Sudden proliferation of teen-age geek interns. 6. Your boss keeps asking you when he can "show your cubicle." 7. Company president now driving a Hyundai. 8. Annual company holiday bash moved from Sheraton banquet room to abandoned Fotomat booth. 9. Giant yard sale in front of corporate headquarters. 10. Company dental plan now consists of pliers and string.
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