Saturday Fun 9
September 22, 2001
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Trooper Delivery One day a State Trooper was pulling off an expressway near Chicago. When he turned onto the street at the end of the ramp, he noticed someone at a chicken place getting into his car. The driver placed the bucket of chicken on top of his car, got in and drove off with the bucket still on top of his car. So the trooper decides to pull him over and perform a community service by giving the driver his chicken. So he pulled him over, walked up to the car, pulled the bucket off the roof and offered it to the driver. The driver looks at the trooper and says, "No thanks, I just bought some."
Window Shopping A thug and his girlfriend were walking down Main Street when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry store window. "Wow, I'd sure love to have that!" she said. "No problem, baby," the thug said, throwing a brick through the glass and grabbing the ring. A few blocks later, his girlfriend was admiring a black leather jacket in another shop window. "What I'd give to own that!" she said. "Sure thing, darling," the thug said, throwing another brick through the window and snatching the coat. Finally, they pass a Mercedes car dealership. "Boy, I'd do anything for one of those!" she said to her boyfriend. "C'mon, darlin'," the thug moaned. "Do you think I'm made of bricks?!"
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