Saturday Funnies 2
August 25, 2001
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Grandma's Visit Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug. "I'm so happy to see you, grandma. Now daddy will have to do that trick he's been promising to do!" His grandmother was curious. "What trick is that, sweetie?" The little guy smiled at her, "I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again!"
I'll Remember! An elderly couple sat on their front porch enjoying the hot summer day. The man got up, look at his wife, and said, "I'm going down to the dairy store and get a chocolate sundae." She answered back, I'd like one to, but, I want mine with vanilla ice-cream, chocolate fudge, whip cream, nuts, and a cherry on top." "He said, "ok, I'll be right back." She immediately piped up, "you better write it down!" Old Bob just looked at her and said, "I'll remember!" "No you won't" she said. 30 minutes later Bob came back and handed her a bologna sandwich. His wife grabbed the sandwich, opened it up and said, "I told you you'd forget, I wanted mustard!"
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