Saturday Funnies 5
January 26, 2002
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Walking On Water Bob, heard a rumor that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all walked on water on their 21st birthdays. So, on his 21st birthday, Bob and his good friend Brian headed out to the lake. "If they did it, I can too!" he insisted. When Bob and Brian arrived at the lake, they rented a boat and began paddling. When the got to the middle of the lake, Bob stepped off of the side of the boat ... and nearly drowned. Furious and somewhat shamed, he and Brian headed for home. When Bob arrived back at the family farm, he asked his grandmother for an explanation. "Grandma, why can I not walk on water like my father, and his father, and his father before him?" The feeble old grandmother took Bob by the hands, looked into his eyes, and explained, "That's because your father, grandfather, and great-grandfather were born in January. You were born in July, dear."
Greatest Contribution Three people, a doctor, an engineer and a politician were arguing over whose contribution to humankind was greatest.The doctor said, "the Lord created Eve from Adam; it was a surgical procedure, therefore we doctors were there from the creation!" "No way," the engineer interrupted. "Go back a step: the Lord created the universe from chaos. That was the greatest engineering feat in history! MY profession was the one that was there at the beginning!" "Fair enough," the politician piped in. "But who do you think created all that chaos in the first place?"
Snake Vision An old snake goes to see his Doctor, "Doc, I need something for my eyes, I can't see very well these days." The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tell him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. The Doc says, "Whats the problem? Didn't the glasses help you?" The snake says, "The glasses are fine Doc, that's not the problem. I just discovered that I've been living with a water hose for the past 2 years!"
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