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Ship wrecked

Two men are ship wrecked on a deserted island. One of the men begins to panic, shouting, "this is terrible, we will die on this island." The other man calmly looks at his frantic friend and says, "everything will be alright." The frantic man declares loudly, "don't you understand? We are on a deserted island in the middle of the ocean and no one know it but us!" The calm fellow responds, "You don't understand. My weekly salary is $11,000." His island mate in frustration says, "What's money got to do with our situation. It won't get us off this island." With a smile, the man replies, "My weekly is $11,000 and I tithe! My pastor will find me!"