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~~~ A slower pace of life... ~~~

One day, a man was sitting at home when he hears a faint knock at the door. He gets up, opens the door, and sees... no one. He looks around in the dark a bit before he just shrugs his shoulders and goes back to the living room.

But a couple minutes later,he hears the same faint knock.

He runs to the door, swings it open, and still sees no one until... he looks down and there's a SNAIL on the step!
He picks up the snail and throws him into the woods.

Two years later, the man hears a faint knock on the door. He opens it and looks down - the same snail is there. He looks up at the man and says "Now, what was that all about?"

Where do you want to go today?

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