~~Stuff to Think About~~
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. He who hesitates is probably right. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. No one is listening until you make a mistake. The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. Two wrongs are only the beginning. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Don't sweat petty things......or pet sweaty things. If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. Attempt to get a new car for your spouse--it'll be a great trade! Everybody repeat after me....."We are all individuals." Guests who kill talk show hosts...On the last Geraldo. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back. Half the people you know are below average. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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