Sunday Funnies 6
December 3, 2000
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Back to Bed! After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her head & stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard her three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was that?"
Feeling Sick A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said, "can we leave now?" "No" her mother replied. "Well, I think I'm gonna be sick, Momma!" "Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and then behind a bush." After about 60 seconds the little girl returned to her seat. "Were you sick?" her mom asked. "Yes." "How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly?" "I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy. They have a box next to the front door that says, 'For the Sick'."
Shipwrecked! There were two men shipwrecked on an island. After looking around the little island one man became hysterical and started screaming and yelling, "We're going to die! We're going to die! There's no food, no water! We're going to die! " The second man was propped up against a palm tree, so calm it drove the first man crazy. "Don't you understand? We're going to die! " The second man replied, "You don't understand. I make $100,000 a week. " The first man looked at him quite dumbfounded and asked, "what difference does that make? We're on an island with no food and no water.... We're going to DIE!!! " The second answered, "You just don't get it. I make $100,000 a week and I tithe on that $100,000 a week. My pastor will find me!"
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