Sunday Funnies 7
January 7, 2001
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Teaching a Lesson A preacher is teaching a lesson on the evils of alcohol to a fourth grade Sunday School class. To illustrate his point he places two glasses on the lectern where everyone can see, and puts a live worm in each one. He describes what he is doing as he continues. He next fills one glass with water and the other with alcohol. The latter worm rather quickly dies, while the former continues to wiggle happily. "Now what does this teach us about alcohol?" the preacher asks. One little freckle face in the front row says, "If you drink whiskey, you won't have worms??"
Rest in Peace A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, "Rest in Peace." The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this, 'Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, 'Congratulations on your new location.'"
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