Thursday Funnies
January 4, 2001
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Guess who? A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
The Juggler A driver was pulled over for speeding by a police officer. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several swords in the car. "What are those for?" she asked. "I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act." "Well, show me," the officer requested. So he got out the swords and started juggling them: first three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer. As another car passed by, the driver did a double take looking at the cop and the juggler, and said, "Goodness! Look at the sobriety test they're giving now."
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