Thursday Funnies 3
March 15, 2001
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His Feathered Friend Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl - and one night, an owl finally called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a log of the "conversation." Just as he thought he was on the verge of a breakthrough in interspecies communication, his wife had a chat with her next door neighbor. "My husband spends his nights ... calling out to owls," she said. "That's odd," the neighbor replied. "So does my husband."
The Doctor’s Clone There was a doctor who was the most respected man in town. Wanting to spend more time with his family, he decided to clone himself to cut down on his workload. He was very successful. No one could tell that they were being examined by a clone and not the real doctor. After a while, the clone became vulgar and would tell his patients dirty jokes. The doctor realized this and decided that he needed to kill the clone to save his reputation. He took the clone to a cliff outside of town and pushed him off. The next day, however, the police found out and arrested the doctor for making an obscene clone fall.
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