Jokes Archives - You Over-did At Thanksgiving If.

You Over-did At Thanksgiving If...
November 26, 1999

* You spill more food on you than the local soup kitchen dispenses.
* Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy.
* Your after dinner moans are loud enough to signal Dr. Kevorkian.
* The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 14' boat!
* The potatoes you used set off another famine in Ireland.
* You get grass stains on your butt after a walk, but never sat down.
* Your "Big Elvis Super-Belt" won't even go around your waist.
* You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail.
* You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday.
* Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.
* You have 5 TV sets side-by-side to catch all the football games.
* A guest quotes a Biblical passage from "The Feeding of the 5000."
* That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn.
* Your wife wears a life jacket at night in your water bed.
* Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.
* You consider gluttony as your patriotic duty.
* It looks like the left-overs are going last until Christmas.
* Your arms are too heavy to reach the keyboard & delete this message.

Where do you want to go today?