Jokes Archives - Top 25 Famous Last Words

Top 25 Famous Last Words
June 28, 2001

1) It's fireproof.
2) He's probably just hibernating.
3) What does this button do?
4) It's probably just a rash.
5) Are you sure the power is off?
6) The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
7) Pull the pin and count to what?
8) Which wire was I supposed to cut?
9) I wonder where the mother bear is.
10) I've seen this done on TV.
11) These are the good kind of mushrooms.
12) I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
13) Let it down slowly.
14) It's strong enough for both of us.
15) This doesn't taste right.
16) I can make this light before it changes.
17) Nice doggie.
18) I can do that with my eyes closed.
19) I've done this before.
20) What duck?
21) Well, we've made it this far.
22) That's odd.
23) Don't be so superstitious.
24) Now watch this.
25) I can take him blindfolded.

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