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Train Ride

One day a man took the train from Paris to Frankfurt. When he got in he said to the ticket man: "Sir. I really need you to do me a favor, I have to get off this train in Mannheim, but I'm very tired and I'm sure that I will fall asleep. So I want you to wake me up in Mannheim because I have to close a business deal there and it is very important to me. Here you have 100 francs for the favor. But I warn you to know sometimes when people wake me up I get really violent, but no matter what I do or say you have to get me out of this train in Mannheim. Is that clear?" So the ticket man agreed and took the 100 francs. Later as the man had said, he fell asleep, but when he woke up, he realized that he was in Frankfurt. He was so mad at the ticketman that he ran over and started yelling at the ticket man. "Are you STUPID or something??? I paid you 100 francs so that you would wake me up in Mannheim, and you didn't, so I want my money back." While the man was yelling at the ticket guy, two other guys that were also in the train were looking at them, so one turns to the other and says to him: "Look at that guy, boy is he mad!" The other man replies, "Yeah, but not as mad as the guy they made get out off the train in Mannheim."