Polly's Policy Bill's barn burned down, and his wife Polly called the insurance company.
Polly told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand, and I want my money."
The agent replied, "Hold on just a minute, Polly. Insurance doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of what was insured and provide you with a new barn of comparable worth."
There was a long pause before Polly replied, "Then I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband."
More Andy Rooney
I read the statement below from an email posted ... "The World
According
to Andy Rooney" I thought it was interesting how we substitute
words to
mean what we don't want to be found saying.
On Cripes:
My wife is from the Midwest. Very nice people there. Very
wholesome.
They use words like Cripes.
For Cripes sake. Who would that
be, Jesus
Cripes? The son of Gosh of the church of Holy Moly? I'm not
making fun
of it. You think I wanna burn in Heck?
Sent in by Bob A.
