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Do you know where to walk?

A pastor and his two deacons were out fishing on a boat in the middle of a lake. Around noon, one of the deacons looked around, then at the other deacon, and said, "Hey, that looks like a good spot to have lunch."

The other deacon said, "Yeah, let's have lunch over there."

The first deacon stood up, stepped out of the boat and walked over to the shore. The pastor looked up and saw this and thought, "Goodness, if my deacon is holy enough to walk on water, I know I can."

The other deacon stood up, picked up the lunch basket, stepped out of the boat and walked over to the shore. The pastor thought to himself, "If both my deacons are holy enough to walk on water, I know I can!"

The pastor put his fishing pole down, stood up, stepped out of the boat ... and sank to the bottom of the lake.

One deacon looked at the other and said, "You think we should have told him where the rocks are?"

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