~~~ He tried to warn ya... ~~~
A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder & a man handed him a card that read "I am a deaf mute. May I play through, please?"
The 1st man angrily gave the card back, and communicated that "no, he may NOT play through, and that his handicap did not give him such a right."
The first man whacked the ball onto the green & left to finish the hole. Just as he was about to put the ball into the hole he was hit in the head with a golf ball, laying him out cold.
When he came to a few minutes later, he looked around & saw the deaf mute sternly looking at him, on hand on his hip, the other holding up 4 fingers.
