Wednesday Funnies
November 1, 2000
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WHAT WAS I TO DO? Out for a walk one afternoon I came upon a fence around a cow pasture. On this fence was a sign that stated "Beware of the Bull." Now I am not one to doubt the warnings on signs but it did seem to be a shortcut across the pasture to where I wanted to go. I looked very carefully in every direction and no bull did I see. Weighing the decision extremely well, it seemed that crossing this cow pasture was a safe thing to do, since I could see no bull. Anyway this bull may not be that bad after all. About half way across the pasture, I spotted the bull. It was the biggest and meanest looking bull that I had ever seen. He had long sharp horns and was coming straight towards me. My one stroke of luck was that evidently this bull hadn't seen me yet. I looked around very quickly and much to my dismay there was not a tree big enough to climb anywhere close enough to be of any help to me. The only thing there was some bushes. However one of the bushes was large enough to hide behind. I had to make a decision quickly before the bull saw me. What was I to do?
10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. 1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
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