This was forwarded to me from a church in the Oklahoma City area's weekly newsletter .....

Top 10 Ways You Know You've Joined The Wrong Church

10. The church van has gun racks.

9. The staff consists of "Senior Pastor, Assoc. Pastor & Socio-Pastor "

8. The Bible version used is Dr. Seuss."

7. There is an ATM in the lobby.

6. Services are B.Y.O.S. (Bring Your Own Snake)

5. The Choir wears leather robes.

4. No cover charge posted- but Communion is a two drink minimum.

3. Karaoke Worship time.

2. The ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking section?"

1. And the # 1 way you know you've joined the wrong church...... the only song the Organist knows is" Take Me Out To The Ball Game."